“Can’t you guys read?! Take him to the hospital!!!”

I had my first physical in many, many years this morning (f-u-olivia newton john). 
Get ready for something truly original now!  I hate the doctor!
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The episode of Full House where Scott Baio guest stars as Uncle Jesse's bad to the boner high school buddy who reminds him of his wild past and calls him by [...]

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“see me hit you! you fall down!”

There are few things more embarrassing than (most) Guns n’ Roses lyrics, but lately I don’t even know what embarrassing is anymore. 
For starters, it used to embarrass me when my mom would call my lady friends “girlfriends”.
My girlfriends and I usually go to the lady gym three times a week.  It’s nice to have the [...]

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Q & A

Q:  What is more exciting than a tin full of over one hundred shark teeth? 
 
A:  I'll let you know when it happens. 

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