My dad is the only one who still forwards me surveys through e-mail and although I greatly enjoy reading his, I never reply.
I guess that’s because my dad already knows my favorite food is sushi and that I’m slightly retarded.
I’ve been tagged by my favorite new read, Sarah, and now I’m going to share 7 facts about myself. I’m also going to tag 7 more people and it will be like a gigantic e-orgy of knowledge and quite possibly laughter.
- I listen to my Carpenters record when I clean the house and if I’m alone I’ll cry.
- When my cat, Tough Guy, binges and purges near the food bowl I call him “Karen” (ex: “You okay, Karen?”) and immediately feel terrible about it. Would anyone believe me if I said I was being haunted by the ghost of Karen Carpenter? Probably not, but I’d like to think that I am.
- My dad’s mother, my grandmother, played Spanky’s little sister in the Little Rascals.
- I was raised (sheltered) Mormon and thought for the longest time that I could get pregnant by drinking sweat. I blame this on the movie, Dirty Dancing. I’m probably the only kid who took the line, “Nobody puts baby in the corner” literally.
- I haven’t shaved my legs in over 6 months.
- I’ve just decided that I’ll call them leg beards for the winter.
- I am happiest at 7:00 p.m. every weekday when I’m eating dinner on the couch with Ben and the animals watching Jeopardy. That is a fact.
Tagging: Emily, Cecilia, Tripp, Wendy, Sara, Kristen, and Fergis.





oh god – me and my ben eat dinner on the couch with our cat at 7 pm and watch jeopardy.
i can’t say that i every though drinking sweat could result in pregnancy, though. thank goodness for those little differences.
I don’t think we were supposed to find each other, but I’m glad we did.
This is sort of like that movie The Island only I’m a little taller than Scarlett Johansson and you’re a little shorter than Ewan McGregor.
I’ve eaten dinner and watched Jeopardy at the same time all my life! But for some unknown reason, about 3 months ago I started watching Emeril Live instead. I don’t even like it that much, but I just needed a Jeopardy break I guess. But they’ve canceled Emeril’s contract so it’s not supposed to air after this December, supposedly, so I’ll go back to Jeopardy eventually. Also, I put Jeopardy in a poem. Did I already tell you this?
No, and I have got to read that!
I fear that reason we have to vacuum the couch so much is not because of pet hair, but the fact that I holler out my answers with a mouthful of food.
Also, when I’ve done poorly at couch Jeopardy I like to follow it up with Wheel of Fortune because I’m better at it.
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Leg beards!
Oh god, that’s good.
Not good, actually.
I’m going to have to tie them up to keep from tripping.