This weekend I’m going back to Greensboro to lend a helping hand/fin on the set of The Mad Ones‘ newest short film project, Flipper Stripper Vixens at the Inferno A-Go-Go. Don’t worry, dad. It’s just as wholesome as it sounds.
And at a time when I feel very much like a bad Cathy comic strip, it absolutely made my day to read this [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Rat Trappucino
Posted in Braces, Film, Food, Links, Movies on July 29, 2008 | 11 Comments »
She thinks my trash is sexy.
Posted in Braces, Film, Health, Movies, Music on July 23, 2008 | 9 Comments »
Every visit to the orthodontist is completely different than the last, so it’s near impossible to mentally prepare myself. Each time I’m assigned a new torture hungry technician in purple (power color, obviously) scrubs, but their breath always smells the same like chicken salad sandwiches, heavy on the onion.
The lady at the front counter compliments a necklace [...]
Twist & Pout
Posted in Food, Health, Insects, Movies, Sports, Vices on July 10, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Strange things are afoot at the all ladies gym I’ve frequented for a year or so now. I’m usually on my own in the evenings after work where I’m free to do the following in peace:
1. Watch the Ellen show.
2. Fart into the oscillating fan.
3. Sweat just enough to burn the calories it would take [...]
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