I’m finally a bloopographer.

We’re still in the process of finding a good host for the full movie, but I wanted to show off our gag reel in the meantime.

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This is about boobs.

I gave up bikini hunting after the weekend when my boobs refused to fit into anything resembling swimwear for the ninetieth time.  Not even a mannequin wearing a bikini would fit me. 
I had to laugh though when I attempted to squeeze myself into a modest, one piece snakeskin number.  The bottom portion fit like a glove, but [...]

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Sandbox Therapy.

Somewhere in a stash of old, embarrassing photographs there’s a Polaroid of a sandbox scene my therapist had me create when I was fourteen.  The only action figures she had available were assorted characters from Disney’s The Little Mermaid and several barnyard animals from Old McDonald’s Farm. 
The picture has faded over time, but from an [...]

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