Why can’t we be friends?

Due to recent design improvements and clever marketing my once empty (and sacred) local fitness center has gained several new lady members.  And one of them has quickly become my gym enemy. 
We’ll call her Jiminy. 
Now I know I don’t own the place, but I’ve been changing the channel from the local Charlotte news to The Ellen Degeneres [...]

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Kidding.

I was not!

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Antisocial Security

It’s nearly impossible for me to write from home any more because I can’t get caught there.  I don’t have to hack into wordpress in order to confess to the entire internet that I’m wearing my underwear inside out (on purpose).   
And there are too many distractions.  In the midst of brainstorming last night I [...]

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