Have you seen this commercial? The bushes are shrinking.
Free your skin by shaving your pubes into the shape of a martini glass? I’ll think about it.
Archive for April, 2009
Grim Style
Posted in America, Hair, Health, Television on April 21, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Stranger Danger
Posted in Horror, Wangs on April 15, 2009 | 11 Comments »
If you see this man, please bring him to me. I want to slide him down a razor blade slide into a vat of hydrochloric acid and afterward don his shriveled, trifling testicles as earring trophies.
“Just relax!”
Posted in America, Childhood, Film, Movies, Wangs, Zombies on April 14, 2009 | 8 Comments »
“I’ll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!”
I was followed from the gym all the way through the parking garage and up to my car last Friday. It was raining, so I had my hood up, and my umbrella in a grip so tight I lost feeling in my pinky.
(Here’s a shocker: [...]
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