(I am) short and sweet.

From my manfriend:
“My bank teller says she misses when you used to write “poop” in the memo line of your rent checks.”
I’ve been leaving that line blank lately, but I used to pick one out of the three following stock selections:
1. poop
2. pony poop shovel
3. rare Alice In Chains sweatshirt
What am I, growing up?
(nope!)

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Umbrella Hat

One of my favorite places in the world is the costume shop, so when Ben and I agreed to get his dad some ridiculous birthday gifts there on Saturday I was pretty excited.
His logic was that if the person you’re buying a present for already has everything they need, you should buy them [...]

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MEME ROGERS

My dad is the only one who still forwards me surveys through e-mail and although I greatly enjoy reading his, I never reply. 
I guess that’s because my dad already knows my favorite food is sushi and that I’m slightly retarded.   
I’ve been tagged by my favorite new read, Sarah, and now I’m going to share [...]

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