Comments for A Heartworming Cloud Pleaser http://slurredpress.wordpress.com vs. a heartwarming crowd pleaser Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:18:05 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on How did I get here? by Beth Coyote http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/how-did-i-get-here/#comment-6598 Beth Coyote Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:18:05 +0000 http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/?p=392#comment-6598 Wow, monkey lips. You manage to write most fetchingly about your family, so much so that I wanna visit with a tuna jello mold and some Velveeta on white. I'm grateful you didn't succeed in your suicide attempt. it does make a pile of misery. As a midwife, I'm often pressed to say something 'nice' about a baby. 'Healthy' 'well fed' 'happy' usually works. Not Pillsbury Dough boy' or 'toad like.' If you can, avoid conception with a pasty white person. I'm sure a brown baby would delight your family. Kisses, Chi Chi Boom Boom and her performing pussies Wow, monkey lips. You manage to write most fetchingly about your family, so much so that I wanna visit with a tuna jello mold and some Velveeta on white.

I’m grateful you didn’t succeed in your suicide attempt. it does make a pile of misery.

As a midwife, I’m often pressed to say something ‘nice’ about a baby. ‘Healthy’ ‘well fed’ ‘happy’ usually works. Not Pillsbury Dough boy’ or ‘toad like.’ If you can, avoid conception with a pasty white person. I’m sure a brown baby would delight your family.

Kisses, Chi Chi Boom Boom and her performing pussies

]]> Comment on How did I get here? by Linnea http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/how-did-i-get-here/#comment-6597 Linnea Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:51:35 +0000 http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/?p=392#comment-6597 As you wish. As you wish.

]]> Comment on How did I get here? by slurredpress http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/how-did-i-get-here/#comment-6596 slurredpress Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:48:41 +0000 http://slurredpress.wordpress.com/?p=392#comment-6596 My dad was standing right behind me and SWEARS he said what you thought I typed. He may have, but I'd like to stay in denial. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are quite lovely. My dad was standing right behind me and SWEARS he said what you thought I typed. He may have, but I’d like to stay in denial. I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are quite lovely.

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