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I got my braces off this afternoon and the moment I opened wide in the mirror I saw that guy on the left staring back at me (minus a flaxen miss on my arm).  My teeth look and feel super-colossal to me right now.  Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m chalking it up to a first world problem.
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I&#8217;ve been avoiding this topic for quite some time.  For the most part, I didn&#8217;t want to be dooced before I put in my notice.  I also didn&#8217;t want to tell anyone about the morning I wept in my boss&#8217; office while giving said notice. 
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I adore the couple I&#8217;m house sitting for as well as their positively dreamy Boxer, Daisy, and the homemade gumbo they left for me (labeled GUMBO YUMBO!) in the fridge. 
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